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11:59 am: Mardi Gras and St Pat's Text Dump!!!
2/25
IN: I think I'm staying awake until I sober up. Because a nap would be disastrous. Meet me out and celebrate the single life! Clothing optional.

IN: Yes we're busy. With parades and costumes and blinky beads and inflatable barbells. Catch ya later.
IN: The wine and I are busy. Try again in two weeks.
IN: Se's gonna send me death threats! Awesome. Honey badger don't care.


2/27
IN: No... staying in bed. Hangover city. Party of many.

IN: I had a lot of fun and I know M did too but he can't say as his mouth is full of corn dog.


3/3:
OUT: We got Fireball!!!!
IN: YES.

IN: Fucking coast guard float!
OUT: hahaha. maybe you'll get a turtle!

3/4
OUT: so i had some retardo drunk talk with C's dumb boy about age or something, & now he thinks we are like cosmically connected & i am the best person EVER
IN: Ha! And to think he blew you off at first to stroke my velvet granny chruch top.
OUT: right? he almost missed out on the best person he'll ever meet. but that top is pretty amazing. a worthy distraction.

IN: Yeah I tried so hard by my t rex arms weren't helping. Plus there was that 15 minute period where I got lost on Prytania lookinf for a place to pee.
OUT: I peed in someone's walkway! so classy. and I have blisters today. (not related)

OUT: It was some divorcee. I gave him fireball and chatted him up. i'm trashy.
OUT: divorcees and stripper! yay.

OUT: I peed in those poor people's walkway. LOL.
IN: Lol. I probably peed on their car.

OUT: I told my mom she had a camel toe. she didn't take it well.

3/8
IN: I downsized the moustache. The big one almost flew off on the walk.

OUT: Spencer says he doesn't have to listen to us because we're prostitutes.
IN: He's right.

3/12
IN: I smell like crawfish and I'm on a date with some river boat captain and it's the worst date ever cause I fell asleep while he was talking to me!!!
OUT: I just woke up and have no idea how I got here in my bed. the last thing I remember is crying. but this msg makes it all better.

3/13
OUT: So I hear we're both 2 for 2 on the crying at st pat's.

IN: Called G a bitch in my drunken stupor. Thought you'd be proud

IN: I fell off my bike when we got home because it was easier than climbing off.


IN: With D at the Pub. Great Party! I heard _____ fucked some boy on your bedroom floor. When we gonna whoop her ass?
IN: I told you. You rolled your eyes. For shame on her. For shame.
OUT: I am now grossed out by my own bedroom. Fantastic.
IN: I tried to admonish her but there's no point.

OUT: There's more moonshine!

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From:mischiefmydear
Date:March 15th, 2011 10:16 pm (UTC)
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So. Good.
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From:dj_evol_eno
Date:March 17th, 2011 02:21 pm (UTC)
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Honey Badger don't give a fuck!!
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From:dj_evol_eno
Date:March 17th, 2011 02:24 pm (UTC)
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Should I ask what a "velvet granny chruch top" is, or do I want to know?
From:dianalily
Date:March 19th, 2011 12:25 pm (UTC)
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Marvelous, absolutely marvelous!
From:cubupons
Date:April 13th, 2011 06:20 pm (UTC)
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I hope you will keep updating your content constantly as you have one dedicated reader here.

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